The Minnesota elections were a picnic. There were only two pies, Blueberry and Cherry, but there were three groups at the picnic, liberals, conservatives, and independents.
Well, the liberals and independents fought over the blueberry pie because their agenda's overlap, while the conservatives had a whole cherry pie to themselves.
How simple do I have to get? I hate embarrassing myself, and there is no graceful way to stoop.
Now Minnesota elected a senator who has only 42% of the vote.